Please ignore the dummy. Chuck Fowler says he doesn't read blogs? We'll note that as number 1043 of things that Chuck Fowler doesn't do. Some other notables on the list:
#3 Chuck Fowler doesn't know how to follow ethics laws.
#16 Chuck Fowler doesn't know how to look like he's not constipated.
#28 Chuck Fowler doesn't go to the bathroom without Jacques approval.
#46 Chuck Fowler doesn't know how to look uncreepy.
#78 Chuck Fowler doesn't have an original thought.
#115 Chuck Fowler doesn't have an honest bone in his body.
Fortunately, since Chuck Fowler doesn't read Jacques Barack, we don't have to worry about seeing this unfortunate scene:
