Tuesday, April 6, 2010

How To Fix the $9 Million Alexandria Budget Deficit

Jacques, we know you are too busy driving your $60,000 Whip and planning fund raisers to actually do any of the peoples work, so we're going to help you out.  Bro, you can balance Alexandria's $9 million budget deficit with the Cleco settlement!  All you gotta do is take the Cleco money instead of giving it back to us.  Problem solved.  Man, that was easy.  You can send thank yous to jacquesbarack@gmail.com!

Now you can get back to being Mayor Bling-Bling, driving your $60,000 Whip and approving the wine and beer list for this weekend.  Man, are you gonna have a good time this weekend!