Why did Jacques cancel yesterday's briefing? We know. He's scared of Live Blogger. Thanks for the early April Fools, Jacques! Will sea bass be on the menu for your fundraiser Saturday night? Are you gonna tell your supporters that you're raising money to loan it to your brother's campaign? What are you raising money for? Pay for your legal bills? Pay off old debts? Pay for your new Whip? Give it up Bling-Bling. Get in your Mercedes and drive. Don't stop drivin till you see a sign that says Pacific Ocean. Or keep drivin. Its your call.