Maybe Mini Mayor would like a taste of Fetal Freddy's medicine. Using Fetal Freddy's playbook, here are some things we will believe until Mini Mayor publicly denies them. Just remember, we fightin Fetal Freddy's fire with a little fire of our own. If you can't stand the heat in the kitchen (ask your momma for the rest, we're tired of giving your dumb*** free advice).
1 - Mini Mayor received money under the table from Cleco or Cleco shareholders to drop the lawsuit.
2 - Mini Mayor knew about all of the levee deficiencies long before he was mayor.
3 - Mini Mayor was the levee board attorney because of his family connections in Avoyelles Parish.
4 - Mini Mayor's dad is the levee board attorney because of his family connections in Avoyelles Parish.
5 - Mini Mayor's brother tried to cut St. Landry parish out of the levee board power structure to gain more Roy family influence over the corrupt levee board.
6 - Mini Mayor has had sexual relations with his Chief Operating Officer also known as Kay Cell.
7 - Mini Mayor has had sexual relations with a lot more than Kay Cell and his wife.
8 - Mini Mayor and his family and friends have received personal gifts from HIP in exchange for rewarding the bid to HIP.
9 - Mini Mayor will not sue Rapides Regional for cutting the Bayou Phillips Levee because Mini Mayor's wife rakes in a salary of over $100,000 from the Rapides Foundation.
10 - Mini Mayor has been diagnosed with bipolar disorder.
11 - Mini Mayor has a family history of alcoholism and mental illness.
12 - Mini Mayor takes anti-psychotic medication to function normally on a daily basis.
13 - Mini Mayor visits a therapist monthly to deal with his mental disorders.
The next mayor briefing would be a great time for Dr. Evil to let Mini Mayor deny these truths. We hope Fetal Freddy is sitting in Mini Mayor's lap as Mini Mayor sets the record straight. Dr. Evil with one arm up Mini Mayor's back and Fetal Freddy sittin in his lap. Priceless.
Fatman Mini Mayor and Fetal Freddy
