Thursday, July 8, 2010

Would You Trust Your Daughter With This Man?

Dr. Evil.  Look at him.  Hated by mirrors worldwide.  Women have been known to cross the street just to avoid being near him.  Can't even control his own appetite, but he can control Mini Mayor.  You think Mini Mayor calls the shots?  Please, people.  Mini Mayor is a pawn in Dr. Evil's stranglehold on Alexandria.  Now Dr. Evil has begun testing on his newest experiment, Robo Ro.  A vote for Mini Mayor or Ro Jo is a vote to keep Dr. Evil and his rich cronies stranglehold on your city.  We can avoid the Apocalypse, people.  Wake up and open your eyes!  Tell Dr. Evil to stay away from your children and your city.