Thursday, July 8, 2010

Mini Mayor Loses Big To David Pugh and Ro Jo





Little known fact - half of the articles that appear in the To-To are written by Dr. Evil.  Don't look surprised, people.  Wake up!  You are pawns in the petty little power games that Dr. Evil and his cronies use to keep control of Alexandria.  Do you really believe that the council is more to blame for Alexandria's sad state of affairs or is it the lazy pathological Mercedes Benz driving Mini Mayor?  If you think Myron Lawson runs the city or keeps Dr. Evil from having his way, then check yourself into a mental clinic ASAP.  And if you really think that 8000 people voted in the To-To's mayor poll, you are beyond the help of any mental care professional.  For those of you who know better, there is Jacques Barack.  We run our own independent polls.  Polls that Dr. Evil, Mini Mayor and Fetal Freddy can't manipulate without detection.


GIVEN THE CHOICE BETWEEN MINI MAYOR AND DAVID PUGH,



I prefer the lying unethical paranoid Mini Mayor.
  9 (15%)
I prefer David Pugh.
  50 (84%)

Change your vote
Votes so far: 59
Poll closed




GIVEN THE CHOICE BETWEEN MINI MAYOR AND RO JO,



I prefer the lying unethical paranoid Mini Mayor.
  11 (34%)
the dumb as Charlie Sheen Robo Ro Jo.
  21 (65%)

Change your vote
Votes so far: 32
Poll closed