Mini Mayor's Dysfunctional Family of So-Called Executives

Lamar "working"

The second highest reading on the Mini Mayor Misery Index is Lamar White.  But it's not just Lamar White, its the entire dysfunctional family of city executives that Mini Mayor hired.  Do you think these people do any work?  They don't.  Kay Michiels has spent her last 6 months shaking down contractors for contributions to the Mini Mayor for Mayor campaign fund.  How else you think Mini Mayor could buy that billboard?

What is Kay Michiels' job?  Mini Mayor needs money.  No problem.  Call a bunch of city contractors.  South Alexandria needs Sugarhouse Road?  Forget about it.  But you can trust Madiba when I tell you that Kay Michiels does "work" after hours.  I hear its here best "work".

Can anybody tell me what Chuck Johnson does besides flirt with contract attorneys and run up big expense reports?  Champagne and cocaine.  Is it true that the men's restroom on the second floor of city hall says Chuck spends his PM with A.M.?  Whatever could that mean?

Mike Marcotte might as well work for CLECO.

David Crutchfield has another fulltime job and is rarely at city hall working.  Check the records if you don't believe Madiba.

Lisa Harris - Jack of all Trades, Master of None.

Lamar.  Do I even need to add anything?

And then there's Mini Mayor himself.  If a camera isn't on, he ain't "working".

Monday Mel

It's Monday and that means more advice from Mini Mayor's soulmate, Mel Gibson.

Jacques, hey man, I know you're like me, bro. I love beavers. Beavers I can control.  Using my subconscious voices from deep within me.  Think of this beaver like your new Lamar.  But unlike Lamar, this beaver has a mind of its own.  Scary.  Evil beaver.  Who needs Ken Luneau?  You could bring this thing to your next briefing and it could answer questions for you. Bet you get some crazy looks with that one. Bret McCormick might crap hisself. Then Carty could clean him up and write about what an important staff member the beaver is.  The To-To won't tell anybody the beaver is a hand puppet.  Have the To-To said anything about Ken yet?  Nobody the wiser bro. You could make this thing your attack beaver (no offense to Kay). The next time Herbert Dixon crossed you, he'd have to fight with the beaver. The next time you and Ro Jo get into it, the attack beaver could sit between you and Ro Jo.  Then you wouldn't have to be scared of Ro Jo.  You wouldn't look like a little b**** like last week because the beaver is there to protect you.  That attack beaver could debate Ro Jo. Hell, a single cell amoeba could debate Ro Jo and win.

A PSA From Laurence Fishburne

Most of you will remember me as Morpheus from The Matrix. I want to talk to you today about Evil. Evil in all it's incarnations. It is all around us people. We are all connected and our actions have an effect on everyone around us. Have you ever heard of the Butterfly Effect? It's real. Every time you lie, you let Evil into your heart and you pass that Evil onto others. Before you know it, your 18 year old daughter is making porn tapes and you can't buy all of them off the market. It's hell people. We must stop this. We must fight Evil in all its forms, whether it's a paid city blogger spreading lies or a mayor who cannot tell the truth. If we continue to sit by quietly and let these lies pass, pretty soon all our daughters will be making porn tapes.

A Month To Go And No Scheduled Debates

This is an important election.  We got a clown - a really sad unfunny clown - as mayor.  This clown mayor can't even make basic city services work.  He did not protect our levees when he worked for the Levee District.  His wife even work for the Rapides Foundation levee busters.  He could not get our money back from Cleco.  He lied about HIP.  Clown mayor has a friends and family promotional deal down at city hall.  How else Lamar got a job?  Incompetence.  Nobody does it better than Mini Mayor.  Alexandria stands of the verge of the Apocalypse.  The Horsemen are riding into town.  Can't we at least have 1 debate before we slide into the abyss?

How To Win The Alexa Debate

The Alexa debate is over and the victor is Jacques Barack. Mini Mayor talks about transparency, but he is just the opposite. So is his taxpayer financed attack blogger, Lamar White. If Lamar White believed in transparency, he'd just show everybody the traffic stats for his blog. It's not that hard. We have repeatedly posted the Jacques Barack traffic stats so that our readers and the general public can know our reach. We asked Lamar to show his stats so that the Alexandria taxpayers could see what the world thinks of the blog that their tax dollars are paying for. We've also asked Lamar to share his timesheet with Alexandria taxpayers so they can see what Lamar works on. We're still waiting for both. The Alexa Internet stats prove that Lamar has lost credibility as a blogger. When people know that you are a paid mouthpiece for a little Napoleonic dictator wannabe, you tend to lose street cred and e-cred. But if Lamar wants to win the Alexa debate, he could just prove us wrong by posting his stats.

Contact Lamar Linkers

Hasn't Lamar lost all of his credibility as a blogger? Who would still link to Lamar? You people
just got yourselves a weekend project! Time to contact Lamar linkers!

Top Queries from Search Traffic

The top queries driving traffic to cenlamar.com from search engines. Updated monthly.

Query	Percent of Search Traffic

1	jena list statement ambiguous	2.79%
2	kyle landieu	2.15%
3	c.a.m.e.l. cenla	1.84%
4	cenlamar	1.83%
5	dead pelican	1.82%
6	joseph appalucci louisiana	1.82%
7	libertarian socialist party	1.77%
8	every close your eyes	1.42%
9	engine flushing in car means	1.40%
10	lamar.com new york state rates	1.34%

We Got An Anonymous Email

We got an anonymous email with this link:

http://www.quantcast.com/cenlamar.com

Check it our for yourself and you be the judge. Thanks for the link!

Alexa: Lamar Losing Looks

If Lamar won't share his stats with you, Jacques Barack will. Alexa Internet isn't the most accurate, but its all we got. Funny, but ever since Jacques Barack has exposed Lamar's taxpayer financed blogging (still no timesheet!), his Alexa ranking have dropped 8,966,991 points. That's about 9 million spots, people. Lesson for Lamar? Don't mess with the Truth. Shout out to MC Long Blade. Check it out, peeps.


Search Results for cenlamar.com

Displaying 1 to 1 out of 1 sites.

Percent of global Internet users who visit cenlamar.com:

	Reach	Change
1 month	0.00001	-90%
3 month	0.00004	-6%

lexa traffic rank for cenlamar.com:

	Traffic Rank	Change
1 month	10,906,250	+8,966,991
3 month	3,568,243	+535,624

Why Lamar Never Post His Stats?

We've been very open about our traffic. But Lamar? Why not Lamar? What you hidin? You haven't shown us your timesheet and you won't show us your web traffic. You carryin a gatt?

Madiba even offered to let you post here. Hard to take you serious when you won't be transparent. That's a Mini Mayor word, BTW.

		Page Loads	Unique Visitors	First Time Visitors	Returning Visitors
Total		346	255	105	150
Average		346	255	105	150
Day	Date	Page Loads	Unique Visitors	First Time Visitors	Returning Visitors
Monday	August 9th 2010	346	255	105	150

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