Fetal Freddy Playbook Used On Mini Mayor

Just like a rich, spoiled kid to be tramplin on the Constitution.  Look, Fetal Freddy, in this country you are innocent until proven guilty.  But what do you go off and do?  Calling people cowardly bigots.  Start accusing people of things and issuing ultimatums that they are guilty unless they publicly deny your accusations.  You really are a messed up little freak.  Simon Legree, Hitler, Stalin, Bull Connor, Idi Amin, Saddam Hussein, Kim Jong Il, Mini Mayor and Fetal Freddy.  That's bad company, punk.

Maybe Mini Mayor would like a taste of Fetal Freddy's medicine.  Using Fetal Freddy's playbook, here are some things we will believe until Mini Mayor publicly denies them.  Just remember, we fightin Fetal Freddy's fire with a little fire of our own.  If you can't stand the heat in the kitchen (ask your momma for the rest, we're tired of giving your dumb*** free advice).

1 - Mini Mayor received money under the table from Cleco or Cleco shareholders to drop the lawsuit.

2 - Mini Mayor knew about all of the levee deficiencies long before he was mayor.

3 - Mini Mayor was the levee board attorney because of his family connections in Avoyelles Parish.

4 - Mini Mayor's dad is the levee board attorney because of his family connections in Avoyelles Parish.

5 - Mini Mayor's brother tried to cut St. Landry parish out of the levee board power structure to gain more Roy family influence over the corrupt levee board.

6 - Mini Mayor has had sexual relations with his Chief Operating Officer also known as Kay Cell.

7 - Mini Mayor has had sexual relations with a lot more than Kay Cell and his wife.

8 - Mini Mayor and his family and friends have received personal gifts from HIP in exchange for rewarding the bid to HIP.

9  - Mini Mayor will not sue Rapides Regional for cutting the Bayou Phillips Levee because Mini Mayor's wife rakes in a salary of over $100,000 from the Rapides Foundation.

10 - Mini Mayor has been diagnosed with bipolar disorder.

11 - Mini Mayor has a family history of alcoholism and mental illness.

12 - Mini Mayor takes anti-psychotic medication to function normally on a daily basis.

13 - Mini Mayor visits a therapist monthly to deal with his mental disorders.

The next mayor briefing would be a great time for Dr. Evil to let Mini Mayor deny these truths.  We hope Fetal Freddy is sitting in Mini Mayor's lap as Mini Mayor sets the record straight.  Dr. Evil with one arm up Mini Mayor's back and Fetal Freddy sittin in his lap.  Priceless.

Fatman Mini Mayor and Fetal Freddy

Rapides Regional - The Silence is Deafening

We found out last Wednesday that a parking lot at Rapides Regional is one of the reasons that our levees cannot be certified and that this may cost every house in Rapides Parish about $5000 to fix.  We asked for answers.  Can you hear the crickets?

Surely Rapides Regional must have the permit that it obtained to cut the levee, right?  Rapides Regional did get a permit, right?  Now that the Rapides parking lot is preventing the levee certification, how long does Rapides Regional expect us to wait before it corrects the problem?  Why isn't Jacques putting any pressure on Rapides Regional?  Why isn't the editorialboard@thetowntalk.com asking these questions?  It would be nice if Rapides Regional could issue a press release and clear this up for us.  Until Rapides Regional steps up and puts these questions to rest,  we invite all of our readers to contact the CEO of Rapides Regional, David Williams, and demand some answers.

Or maybe y'all like paying $5000 for flood insurance so David Williams can enjoy a fat salary and fat bonuses.

Rapides Regional Killed Downtown, Now Gunning For All Alexandria

Forget the hotels deal.  Forget street improvments.  Downtown is dying because of Rapides Regional.  The greedy flies at Rapides Regional were not content with a crosswalk over a public street, so they had their cronies in public office give them our city street.  A lot of people in town didn't care because they didn't use Highway 1 to move through town.  Now Rapides Regional has hit us all in the wallet with this submarine parking lot.  If we have to pay $5000 to insure our homes, you can bet sure as hell we'll be suing Rapides Regional, the City of Alexandria and Jacques M. Roy.  But, before we start calling attorneys, here's out list of demands:

We demand a public statement from Rapides Regional today about how this happened, who knew what and when they knew it.  This is Rapides Regional's CEO, David Williams.

We want some answers Mr. Williams.

We demand a public statement from Jacques M. Roy today about how this happened, who knew what and when they knew it.  This is Jacques.

We want some answers Jacques.

We demand a public statement from Councilman Harry Silver today about how this happened, who knew what and when they knew it.  This is Harry Silver.  He has served on the board of trustees for Rapides Regional during this whole mess.

We want some answers Harry.  And please, no cursing.

This is Paul Carty.

He supposedly runs the TT.  We want some answers to these questions and that means you are going to have to allow your reporters to ask them.  Don't be afraid of the truth.