Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Aztecs Predict World To End Before Bentley Reopens

It's well known that the Aztecs predict that the world will end in 2012.  If we believe half of the stories circulating about the downtown hotels deal, HIP won't get it done in time before the end of the world.  We were previously told that the only thing holding up the deal was Bob Dean.  Now we're told that HIP will also have to find the funding to do the deal.  What!!!!!????  ARE YOU SERIOUS, MINI MAYOR?  Why don't HIP have the money now?  You mean HIP never had the money?  How did Mini Mayor and the Clone Council approve a deal that doesn't have the money?  It's the apocalypse, people.  We need a new mayor.  Bad.