Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Wendy Wednesday!

It's Wednesday, so it must be time for a message from Wendy Roy.

"Hey guys, this is still "Mindy", Wendy's friend.  Wendy's still layin low cause Jacques has really got his freak on.  Boy is crazy retarded.  Wendy went back to the house to pick up a change of clothes and I had to go with her and it was last Thursday night and Ro Jo's announcement was on the news and Jacques had the TV turned up really loud and Jacques was dropping F bombs like it was Afghanistan.  "Look at this f***ing idiot! Look at me Alexandria! I'm Ro Jo the sock puppet! Unf***ingbelievable! Ken spent 3 weeks with this f****** moron and he sounds like he's reading a f***ing fortune cookie! F***! F***! F***!"  Then Jacques got a preview of the latest poll he commissioned. I wasn't there but Wendy said it was F bomb city. Apparently Jacques numbers got worse since the first poll and those were really bad.  Jacques was really pissed about losing to David Pugh in head to head poll.  Hopefully this will help Jacques make up his mind and Wendy and I can get back to a normal life."