Showing posts with label HIP. Show all posts
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Tuesday, August 31, 2010

A Month To Go And No Scheduled Debates



This is an important election.  We got a clown - a really sad unfunny clown - as mayor.  This clown mayor can't even make basic city services work.  He did not protect our levees when he worked for the Levee District.  His wife even work for the Rapides Foundation levee busters.  He could not get our money back from Cleco.  He lied about HIP.  Clown mayor has a friends and family promotional deal down at city hall.  How else Lamar got a job?  Incompetence.  Nobody does it better than Mini Mayor.  Alexandria stands of the verge of the Apocalypse.  The Horsemen are riding into town.  Can't we at least have 1 debate before we slide into the abyss?

Friday, August 27, 2010

More Paul Cooper Talking Out The Side Of His Neck




The HIP deal was dead along time ago. You heard it first here at Jacques Barack. That didn't stop Mini Mayor and Ho So from wasting your money on a trip to Arizona. Still don't believe us that HIP won't find the money to pull the deal off? Here is more Paul Cooper doing his own poop drop on the HIP deal, courtesy of The Real Estate Wonk's blog.


MARCH 28, 2010

Q&A: Paul Cooper, auctioneer

Today in the business section, we've got a Q&A with Paul R. Cooper, a vice president at Alex Cooper Auctioneers in Towson. You were all so interested to hear what he had to say in a blog Q&A a year ago that I thought you'd enjoy another conversation.
Last time, he said many home sellers weren't being realistic about asking prices. This time ... well, it's still a problem, he says. Here's the Q&A, with extra questions and answers that couldn't fit in the print edition:
Question: How’s the market for local home sellers?
Answer: It’s a challenging marketplace. But if you are priced correctly based on actual sales data, you stand a strong chance of selling your home in a short period.
Q: What’s happened to prices?
A: I’m looking at the average and median sold prices for February 2010; I had to go back to April 2005 to find a comparable month. So you can probably say our prices right now are consistent with what they were in April 2005. ... By the way, the April 2005 average and median prices were approximately 20 percent higher than April 2004, so you can appreciate the tremendous run-up in the one-year period.
Q: Some have pointed to that and argued that prices still have a ways to fall. Do you agree?
A: There is a trend line you have to get back to, and the trend line is based on CPI increases. [The Consumer Price Index is a measure of inflation.] If CPI goes up 3 percent a year, … then theoretically real estate should only go up 3 percent a year. So when it goes up 20 percent in one year, it’s elevated off the trend line. It’s an accident waiting to happen. It’s just going to fall right back to the trend line eventually.
Q: Are we there yet?
A: We’re not, because we wouldn’t have 16,000 active listings if we were back to where we should be. February 2002 average sold price: $161,600. Median sold price: $131,900. ... So considering the fact that we’re sitting here right now at $271,000 for an average and $230,000 for a median shows we’re well above these numbers. A 68 percent increase in eight years in average sale prices.
Q: Is it good or bad that the federal government is such a huge part of the mortgage market these days?
A: At this point I think it’s a good idea, because I don’t know who wants to buy our mortgage bonds after what we did to the world. We stuck them with our mortgage bonds, and they’re suffering for it. If anyone got on the phone in New York trying to market collaterized mortgage obligations, they’ll probably get hung up on. ... So the government’s going to dictate what the standards are in down payments, the minimum credit scores. For those that do not have decent credit, I do not see any opportunity to get financing. ... I hear a lot of complaining from the real estate community about trying to get deals through. Certainly from mortgage brokers about how hard they have to work to make a deal work.
Q: What about the commercial real estate market? Market watchers have said for several years that this would be the next shoe to drop.
A: Oh, it’s dropping big time. As far as commercial foreclosures, that’s accelerating quite a bit. And it’s going to probably continue to accelerate. I’ve spoken to attorneys, I’ve spoken to bankers, and they’re really trying to hold off. They don’t want to own this. They’ll do what they can. But an example, I have an office building coming up [for auction] — a major tenant just left. It was 80 percent leased; now you’re probably at 50 to 60 percent. Well, now you’re at negative cash flow, and they don’t have the check to write to the mortgage company.
Q: Are fewer people interested in buying commercial property?
A: The sales volume has gone down tremendously. ... The mortgage market fell apart in August, September of ’07, and then of course the financial marketplace fell apart in September of ’08. So the financing has deteriorated.
Q: What about the people who say, “I believe it, but that means I’m stuck here?”
A: That’s unfortunate. You feel bad for somebody in that situation. You have to have a strong degree of empathy in this job. You have to understand where the people are coming from. They made an investment that did not turn out well, and you have to understand their feelings. They’re really not happy right now. They’re upset and frustrated.
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Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Why You Give Your Money To Paul Cooper After Reading This?



Paul Cooper is being "realistic" with the Baltimore Sun.
March 28, 2010|By Jamie Smith Hopkins | jamie.smith.hopkins@baltsun.com






  • Baltimore Sun photo by Algerina Perna
Real estate auctioneers coax buyers to pay more. These days, Paul R. Cooper also urges sellers to accept less.
Cooper, a vice president at Alex Cooper Auctioneers in Towson, one of the biggest operations of its kind in the state, says many homeowners still have inflated ideas of what their property is worth, despite four years of mostly bad news about the housing market.
Cooper, who joined his family's business 30 years ago after training as an accountant, sells everything from rowhouses to restaurants. He's a common sight at Baltimore auctions, and he also sells homes as real estate agents do - by listing them for sale and holding open houses.
He talked to The Baltimore Sun recently about the Baltimore-area housing market and what he tells people who complain that they'd be giving away their property at today's prices.
Question: So sellers don't have a handle on what their homes are worth. Why?

Answer: It's sort of this analogy: If I had not looked at the stock market prices for the past six months ... do I really know what my stock is worth? No. You need to look at current data to know what it's worth. ... You need to beat out the rest of the marketplace in pricing your home.
Q: Does that mean we're in a race to the bottom?
A: It's just being realistic. Who knows where the bottom is? ... I think prices will still be coming down, but not as quickly, and I think you're going to see accelerating volume. As long as there are 16,000 active [for-sale] listings in our area, I don't see any pressure to push prices higher. When we were at the height of the market back in 2005 ... active listings were at a little over 6,000.
Q: Why do you expect prices will keep falling?
A: We wouldn't have 16,000 active listings if we were back to where we should be. February 2002 average sold price: $161,600. Median sold price: $131,900. ... So considering the fact that we're sitting here right now at $271,000 for an average and $230,000 for a median shows we're well above these numbers. A 68 percent increase in eight years in average sale prices.
Q: How are buyers reacting?
A: They're making offers, and generally the offers are about 10 percent below the asking prices. That's been the average. If you go back, traditionally it only used to be about 5 percent under asking prices.
Q: What's the difference between prospective home buyers today and at the peak in 2005 and early 2006?
A: At the peak, everyone's perception was, "If I don't buy now, the property's going to be sold within a week, and I'm going to have to pay higher prices, so I'd better act quickly." There was a strong sense of urgency. ... Now, if you perceive property values [are] going down, you say to yourself, "Well, maybe I'll wait, maybe it'll be lower next month." And certainly there's a lot of inventory. But I do see that choice houses that are priced correctly are going quickly. When I say "choice," [I mean] something I could move into tomorrow with minimal work.
Q: Has the population of interested buyers fallen as far as sales numbers would suggest?
A: I think there's a lot of interested buyers, but they're all looking for a good deal. ... At my open houses, I have an excellent number of prospective purchasers. So there are a lot of people looking for something that's affordable and reasonably priced.
Q: Why aren't more homes selling, then?
A: They're overpriced. Plain and simple. Each marketplace, you can really dissect it.
Q: Such as?
A: I spoke to a gentleman in northwest Baltimore County near the Baltimore-Carroll County line [who was looking to sell]. ... In the $350,000 to $700,000 price range, people are moving closer to maybe Westminster, Owings Mills, closer to urban centers, which is more convenient for shopping, employment. If I have $400,000 to spend, I may not need to be in that area.
Q: How often are sellers overpricing because they're trying to get enough to pay off their mortgages?
A: That's a major problem. I can't tell you how many phone calls I have from people who tell me how much they owe on ... [property purchased] in the past five years, and I tell them, "I'm sorry, you're underwater. And unless you're prepared to write a check at settlement, there's nothing I can do."
Q: Is anyone pulling out the checkbook?
A: No. Those are the people who say, "I don't want to give it away." Quote-unquote. I say, "You're not giving it away. It's just the marketplace." If I pay $40 a share for a stock, and it's now $20 a share, is $20 giving it away? No. The market is $20. Hopefully, [real estate] is going to go up. Not in the near future, not with 16,000 active listings. So I can either hold on or sell right now, take my losses and lick my wounds.
Q: What's happening at foreclosure auctions these days?
A: Banks are discounting the properties tremendously. Banks do not want to own real estate; they really do not. So they're anxious to discount it in order to bring about a result at sale time, or if they have to buy it back, they're anxious to discount it and get it sold after they take title to the property. ... That has a negative effect in many neighborhoods.
Q: What drives you up a wall in your job?
A: You try to educate people about the marketplace, and those who are in denial frankly can be frustrating. I know the market, I know how to analyze it, I have the data. When someone tells me, "No, I don't believe it," I say, "Well, what data do you have?"



Monday, July 19, 2010

Gary Busey Business 101 Tips For HIP

Another helpful PSA from your friends at Jacques Barack. Gary Busey offers this advice to Roland Fontaine, David Rau and Paul Cooper.

Saturday, July 3, 2010

HIP's Paul Cooper Sells Junk, Bentley Deal Is Doomed


MC Long Blade works overtime.  Thank you to "The Real Estate Wonk" who gives us a little slice of Paul Cooper's day.  Paul Cooper is an auctioneer.  That's right, he's busy selling off other people's properties and makin dough off a that.  He ain't finding financing for the global downtown hotels deal.  Remember, there will be an election this fall.  Check out what Paul Cooper does in his day job when he's not  visiting Fantasy Island Alexandria.



FEBRUARY 27, 2010


Patterson Park auction

An interesting thing happened when the Patterson Park Community Development Corp.'s headquarters went on the auction block Friday. Several interesting things, actually.
1) Some neighbors organized to bid as a group -- that's not something you see every day.
2) They won the bidding war.
3) But they didn't get the building.
Why? Because the lender was owed more than $790,000 and didn't want to accept $298,000 -- a haircut in excess of 60 percent. So the renovated property, which sits at the corner of Baltimore Street and Linwood Avenue, will be auctioned off again at a later date.
For those who enjoy auction scenes, here's how this one went:
About two dozen people gathered on the ground floor, which used to be the restaurant Three... and still looked like it was ready to serve lunch. "Handcrafted cocktails," promised a sign on the wall. Plates and bowls were stacked neatly in the kitchen. Through the windows, you could see the northeastern corner of the park the Baltimore neighborhood is named after.
Alex Cooper Auctioneers' Paul Cooper, standing near the empty bar, declared: "Ladies and gentlemen, an excellent opportunity, very well-located building."
He set the starting bid at $250,000, and then the competitors were off -- at a fairly sedate pace, full of pauses and whispered consultations. When it got up to $297,000 and Cooper could see the bidders were flagging, he called a "momentary break" and went off to talk to the lender.
"Do I hear $300,000 on it?" he asked as he returned.
"$298," said Amina Chaudhry, 34, one of the seven neighbors bidding together.
"I've got $298 ... $298,000, any more?" Cooper said beseechingly. "$298,000, any more? $298,000 once -- are there any other bids? $298,000 twice -- are you bidding or are you out?"
This last was directed at local landlord Tom Karle, who had been in the running up to that point. "I'm out," Karle said.
"If there's no other bids in excess of $298,000, then my instructions are we're going to reject that bid and call it a no sale," Cooper said. 
To the neighbors afterward, he added: "You still have an opportunity."
This sort of ending doesn't happen often, but it does happen, he said.
CDC founder Ed Rutkowski came to watch, looking somber. Three... owner Michael Harmel was there too. 
"The neighborhood's fantastic," Harmel said afterward. "I'm very sad to be going -- just too much overhead and not enough traffic."
From his spot inside the building Friday, he added: "It would be nice to see the neighborhood hang on to this."
Posted by Jamie Smith Hopkins at 7:00 AM |  | Comments (15)
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Monday, June 28, 2010

Oh Snap! Lifestyle Partner Paul Cooper Says A No-No



Y'all know why we don't think HIP is for real?  Cause it ain't people!  There is no HIP, so MC Long Blade has been doin some overtime and guess what MC found.  He found that "other" hotel that Paul Cooper is "renovating" in Baltimore.  Is Paul Cooper renovating that as part of HIP?  No!  He's doin it as a "Lifestyle partner".  LOL.  Not sure that Paulie gave that name a lot of thought.  "Lifestyle Partners"?  Sounds more like a no-tell motel.  MC Long Blade wouldn't sleep at a hotel run by "Lifestyle Partners".

The interesting thing in the media release is that HIP is never mentioned (because HIP doesn't exist). The other interesting thing is that in the first paragraph of the media release it says the Baltimore project, "has been stalled for more than a year while seeking financing". And then (and believe us we couldn't have asked for a better quote to show how bad the global downtown hotels deal is going down in flames) Paul Cooper is quoted as saying, "Lenders are not going to lend based on a new brand without an operating history." Does this sound familiar? Does anyone still think Mini Mayor and Ho So did their due diligence? What about Caveman Carty and Bret McMagnon? Great job of issuing press releases for Dr. Evil and Mini Mayor. People, you've been had. And that is sad.  Don't forget there's an election coming up where you can send a message to Dr. Evil.  Check out the full media release below:





Dolan Media Company

DOLAN MEDIA NEWSWIRE STORY




Subject: Boston-based Sonesta Hotels to operate N. Charles Street hotel in Baltimore
Pub: Daily Record, The (Baltimore, MD)
Author: Robbie Whelan
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Issue Date: 11/26/2009      Word Count: 30



Boston-based Sonesta Hotels to operate N. Charles Street hotel in Baltimore
by Robbie Whelan
Dolan Media Newswires
BALTIMORE, MD -- A Richmond-based developer has landed Sonesta Hotels as the brand-name operator for 301 N. Charles St., a hotel conversion project that has been stalled for more than a year while seeking financing.
Lifestyle Hospitality Group has been shopping for a hotel operator for the project since at least this summer, when it announced it put off the launch of its Lifestyle HG brand. 
“Sonesta will be our partner in every sense of the word,” Lifestyle partner Paul Cooper wrote in an e-mail. “They will deliver a well-respected and internationally recognized brand that will compliment the upscale product we are developing at 301 N. Charles Street.”
Lifestyle’s plan is for a four-star, luxury boutique hotel and spa, with 97 rooms, 20 of which will be large suites. The developer also hopes to bring a restaurant or a bar to the first floor of the hotel, which faces a crowded retail strip just north of the city’s main central business district. 
Boston-based Sonesta owns 34 hotels and resorts from Lima, Peru, to Cairo, and also has a business offering tours of the Nile River. Most of these properties are luxury hotels in pricey markets, such as Miami and the Middle Eastern resort town of Sharm al Sheikh.  
But Mark Yates, a vice president with the company that owns the building, Virginia-based USP Development, said that Sonesta will not be an equity partner in the project, and confirmed that Lifestyle has brought on Redwood Capital Advisors LLC as a minority investor. The project is expected to cost about $31 million and construction is slated to begin this coming spring. No architect has yet been enlisted to design the redevelopment.
“It’s a great project. I think we’ve structured it financially very well. It’s a very unique, very nice building for this,” Yates said. “We prefer to do things in a first class, upscale position, rather than run of the mill properties. They are just an extremely capable group focused on first-class service.”
USP has minimal experience with hotel projects. The company, which holds about $400 million in real estate assets, owns a Sheraton hotel near the Pentagon in Arlington, Va., and has recently focused on Cielo Falls, a log-home retirement community in the Blue Ridge mountains of North Carolina, whose first homes went up in 2007.
Lifestyle announced more than a year ago that it would convert the historic, Beaux-Arts style office building at 301 N. Charles into a hotel operated under its own flag, complete with a spa and yoga classes for health-conscious travelers.
But poor market conditions have since forced Lifestyle to put off the launch of the Lifestyle brand and cancel projects in Tennessee and North Carolina.
“Lenders are not going to lend based on a new brand without an operating history,” Cooper told The Daily Record in August.
The developers of 301 N. Charles have also applied to the Baltimore Development Corp. for $18.3 million in federal bond funding under the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009.
Under the stimulus program’s Recovery Zone Facility Bonds program, the federal government has given the BDC the reins to decide among 19 city projects vying for $30.8 million in tax exempt bonds to finance construction and other costs for their planned efforts.


Friday, June 25, 2010

David Rau Is A Shut-In




LOL!  David Rau's LinkedIn page shows 2 connections!  Is he a hermitbeater?  You think his mother and brother-in-law will loan HIP the money?  Anybody see HIP mentioned on here?  Can you tell how impressed we are with Mini Mayor's HIP posers?  Is everybody getting the message?  There ain't no HIP.  Just 3 wannabes and a Mini Mayor who would buy a diamond studded Rolex from a dude on Bourbon Street. using YOUR money.



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Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Roland Fontaine Is Not A Good Money Man




MC Long Blade wants to know if Roland Fontaine is so good at primary and seconday stock issuance, how come he ain't got no investors in HIP?  Check out what Roland's Creative Analytical Solutions website says Roland can do for you.  We at Jacques Barack were thinking of making a similar website cause we got as much money if not more than Roland Fontaine.  Check out Roland's bragging:



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Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Poll Results - Mini Mayor Is An Idiot

Poll Results


MINI MAYOR IS AN IDIOT TO SIGN THE HOTEL DEAL WITH A GROUP THAT HAS NO MONEY.

Yes
  20 (68%)
 
No
  9 (31%)
 

Votes so far: 29
Poll closed 



If you wanted to look smart for re-election time, you wouldn't sign a contract with a bunch of no money wannabes.  Looks like the circus came to town and Mini Mayor bought a ticket for the stupid ride.




That trip to Arizona must have changed things.  Hmmm.  What could have happened there to convince Mini Mayor to risk his political future and do the deal with a bunch of nobodys?  Maybe Mini Mayor saw these Arizona women and couldn't control himself.  Maybe their lonely sad look reminded Mini Mayor of himself.


We're sure the city's expense account was abused.