NEWS FLASH !!!!!
Jacques Barack has been working the phones all night and our sources say that with Roosevelt Johnson entering the Alexandria mayor's race, Mini Mayor will not seek re-election to a second term. Is the evil reign over? NO! Our sources say that the plan is for Mini Mayor to use Ro Jo as a puppet and will run Alexandria behind the curtain. Our sources say that Mini Mayor has talked to his staff and assured them that they will have a place in Ro Jo's administration.
We know Ro Jo aint gonna win, so whatever.