Yo! Mini Mayor Jo-Jo Bling Bling! How's yo $60,000 Whip? Well, we know you waitin to see if you can get your chubby little hands on Rodney Alexander's seat before you announce for mayor. We know you don't want to be mayor. But, hey, the pay is good and all those taxpayer financed meals at Spirits. Mmm-Mmm. Little Lord Fauntleroy is livin large.
You remember how Bill and Hillary loved that Fleetwood Mac song? It was their campaign song, remember? Since you don't have a campaign, Live Blogger has penned your non-campaign song:
"Don't stop drivin' from Alexandria"
If you wake up and don't want to smile,
If it takes just a little while,
Open your eyes and look at the day,
You'll see things in a different way.
Don't stop, drivin from Alexandria,
Don't stop, you'll soon be gone,
It'll be, better than before,
Now that you're gone, now that you're gone.
Why not think about times to come,
And not about the things that you've done,
If your life was bad to you,
Just think what tomorrow will do.
Don't stop, drivin from Alexandria,
Don't stop, you'll soon be gone,
It'll be, better than before,
Now that you're gone, now that you're gone.
All we want is you to drive many a mile,
Hope it takes you a long while,
We know you don't believe that it's true,
We never meant any harm to you.
Don't stop, drivin from Alexandria,
Don't stop, you'll soon be gone,
It'll be, better than before,
Now that you're gone, now that you're gone.
Don't you look back,
Don't you look back.
