Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Wendy Wednesday!

It's Wednesday, so it must be time for a message from Wendy Roy.

"Hey, y'all.  It's Wendy.  If I'm not my usual bubbly self this morning, it's because the end is here.  We often lie to ourselves and tell ourselves that things will be different, but then we have to face the brutal truth (or as Lamar says "truff").  Jacques knew that his poll numbers would be bad, but he wasn't prepared for what he saw.  He was still harboring hopes of running for re-election, but that pretty much ended it for him.  So it's been dark days here in Jacques World.  Things got so bad that Lamar tried to start a blog war with Jacques Barack and it made Jacques look really bad.  Jacques called up Lamar and yelled at him on the phone and Lamar doesn't respond well to that.  You know, with his "issues" and all.  He hasn't shown up for work since, but that's not so unusual either.  Knowing how bad Jacques felt, Ken came to him with an idea to stay in power by backing Ro's run for mayor.  Jacques was crazy mad at Ken, yelling and throwing things, but then he came around.  Ken is a really good salesman and really knows how to control Jacques.  He told me that he could control Ro better than Jacques, so stay tuned for my next update."