Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Wendy Wednesday!

It's Wednesday, so it must be time for a message from Wendy Roy.

"Hey, y'all.  It's Wendy.  Boy, living with Jacques has been really difficult these last 2 weeks.  (I could have said last 4 years!)  Well, y'all already know Jacques isn't going to seek re-election, but - and this may come as a surprise to many of you - he doesn't share the spotlight very well.  I mean, he's really regretting listening to Ken about giving the nod to Ro for mayor. 
Jacques said Ken thinks he knows everything, well, why doesn't Ken just run for President?  Ken got a little pissed too and told Jacques to try being an adult cause it might improve his poll numbers.  So, Jacques and Ken haven't been talking for the last week.  Anyway, Jacques is really pissed about reading all of his inner thoughts on Jacques Barack.  Jacques said it's like someone's got a mic on him or something.  He's getting really paranoid, I mean, more than normal.  Stay tuned for my next update."