It's Wednesday, so it must be time for a message from Wendy Roy.
"Hey, y'all! It's Wendy! Just another crazy week here in Jacques World. My girlfriends in college used to tease me about "Wendy's World", but after I met Jacques, he said I could forget Wendy's World and it would always be Jacques World. He said he couldn't live in any other world except for Jacques World. He said Jacques World was a very special place full of magic and enchantment. Jacques told me that anytime he didn't feel well, he could just go off to Jacques World and be happy again. He said Paul Carty loves Jacques World too. Let's Jacques the Vote so that Alexandria and the Town Talk can be Jacques World for another 4 years!"