Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Full Moon Productions Is Seeking Applicants

Dear Paul Carty,

This is Hymie Barmitzvah, Montana Fishburne's Manager and CEO of Full Moon Productions. We want to take advantage of the bustling little film industry you guys have going on down there.  I need to place an ad for some local "talent".  Please run this ad in your little town rag - 

Are you limber?  Do you find church services dull?  Have you ever been invited to the Mini Mayor Lair at city hall after hours?  Would you like to make some money having fun?  Give the mayor's office a call and tell them your name, number and the code phrase "Mini Skinny".

I need this run everyday for the next 2 weeks.  You can send the bill for the ad to Bill Hess.

Hymie Barmitzvah
"At Full Moon Productions we really do have our pants on the ground!"