Dear Producers of The Bachelor,
I want you to know that I am a young, healthy really good looking and put together dude that you should consider for your next season of The Bachelor. I am also super smart. Just ask CLECO. Or Cap One Bank. I am also newly single, so this brotha is ready to mingle. My interests are playing mah jong and solitaire and I do like late nights with the ladies. Champagne and cocaine are the way to a women's heart. I really like to date women that work under me because I have a god complex, at least that's what my second wife said. Women who are my equal are too much of a threat to me. But women are really secondary to me anyway. My life motto is "Bros before Hoes". At least I have my priorities straight. I know that a $100,000 dollar salary is not a lot compared to your other bachelors but I live like a king on the city expense account. I can have whatever I want whenever I want. If you want a show with some ratings, give this playa a hollaback.
Chuck the Wild Buck