Mini Mayor Misery Index All You Need To Know

Do ya need a reason to get out and early vote today?  Check out the Mini Mayor Misery Index.  You can still vote on that too.  They waitin on you at the courthouse from 8:30 to 6.  And if you already early voted, convince a friend.   Vote for a better Alexandria.  Vote for Von.  Vote #101!

MINI MAYOR'S GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT IS

His $100,000 salary	4 (7%)
Giving CLECO the keys to the city	13 (22%)
His $60,000 Mercedes	4 (7%)
Talking about HIP	3 (5%)
The late night parties at city hall	5 (8%)
Talking about Sugarhouse Road	2 (3%)
Avoiding men in white coats	8 (14%)
Taking 4 years on Versailles	1 (1%)
Gaining 20 pounds on the job	1 (1%)
Giving $50,000 to Half Moon Productions	4 (7%)
Avoiding responsibility for the levee breaches	2 (3%)
Finding a job for Lamar White	10 (17%)