Cleco still the biggest winner in the Mini Mayor Misery Index. Why is that people? Oh, we know. Cause you ain't gettin no rebates! Here are some jokes. They all have the same punchline.
What do the Easter Bunny and Cleco rebates have in common?
What do Frosty the Snowman and Cleco rebates have in common?
What do the Tooth Fairy and Cleco rebates have in common?
What do Mini Mayor tellin the truth and Cleco rebates have in common?
Too bad the punchline is Mini Mayor believes in both. The jokes on us people. We the one who can't pay these bills. Does Mini Mayor know what cash is? All the evidence would say he doesn't. Did Mini Mayor get any cash out of Cleco? Nope. Did Mini Mayor sign a hotel deal with with a bidder that had cash? Nope. Y'all know what we take at Jacques Barack? Straight cash, homey. Word.