Monday, September 6, 2010

Monday Mel

It's Monday and that means more advice from Mini Mayor's soulmate, Mel Gibson.

Jacques, I heard about Faith Ford coming filming in your town. I'm still trying to get down there, but with all the mess I'm in right now...anyway, I'm so glad to see you focusing on the film industry. Movies are awesome. You can do or say anything you want in a movie and people believe it. I know that's really what you want. You want to control people. You can't do that as mayor. But movies...oh man! I really sold a bill of goods on Braveheart, but people really love it. You want all the power, money and women that you can handle? Movies, man, movies.