Full Moon Productions Is Seeking Applicants

Dear Paul Carty,

This is Hymie Barmitzvah, Montana Fishburne's Manager and CEO of Full Moon Productions. We want to take advantage of the bustling little film industry you guys have going on down there.  I need to place an ad for some local "talent".  Please run this ad in your little town rag - 

Are you limber?  Do you find church services dull?  Have you ever been invited to the Mini Mayor Lair at city hall after hours?  Would you like to make some money having fun?  Give the mayor's office a call and tell them your name, number and the code phrase "Mini Skinny".

I need this run everyday for the next 2 weeks.  You can send the bill for the ad to Bill Hess.

Hymie Barmitzvah

"At Full Moon Productions we really do have our pants on the ground!"

Full Moon Will Be Filming Here Soon

Dear Mini Mayor,

This is Hymie Barmitzvah, Montana Fishburne's Manager and CEO of Full Moon Productions. At Full Moon Productions we really do have our pants on the ground! We heard that you are looking for exciting new film opportunities in Alexandria. We are here to help. We'd like to open up temporary production offices in Alexandria. I was thinking about 3 rooms at one of your mid-priced motels would be good. We probably need those 3 rooms for about 8 hours tops. Is it possible that we could rent rooms by the hour? That would be great to help keep our production budget down. Ever since we cut those white lines in the bathroom of that club in LA I'm excited about seeing you and Bill again. Montana is excited about meeting you both, but please tell Bill to watch how much he drinks since you remember how he got a little grabby with the girls last time. Don't worry. I'll have lots of entertainment for you old buddy! Shalom.

Hymie Barmitzvah

Montana Fishburne Wants To Film In Alexandria

Heh Alexandria. Maybe y'all heard about me? I grew up in a Hollywood mansion, but I'm a round the way girl. I'm a be a big star. Fo sho. I heard about them wild parties that y'all have down at city hall in Alexandria. I like wild parties so I'm a swing by Alexandria and meet the playas down there. I heard y'all got some newly single high salary attorneys that like to throw wild parties. My manager says there's also lots of good tax credits for filming in Louisiana. My manager says we gonna make lots of money and I'm a be a big star.  Next stop on the Montana tour - Alexandria. Are you a playa? If you are, dial up the mayor and tell him you want to be in Montana's next film. There could be some coin in it for ya. I heard ya'll losing jobs down there. Don't worry, when Montana is around, there's always a job to be done.