Mini Mayor Having A Bad Hair Day

Life must be pretty depressing for Mini Mayor these days. Like an endless bad hair day. Another day as Mini Mayor, another lie exposed. Ms. Bridgett Brown subpoena'd Mini Mayor on Monday night. Is Mini Mayor looking forward to telling Ms. Brown's attorney all about his lies he told us? Get ready, Alexandria, Mini Mayor will be ballin after this deposition. Does anybody think that if Ms. Brown had still been at the table she would have let Mini Mayor sellout to CLECO?

Now Mini Mayor's EMS homeboys are suing Alexandria. What's up with that? Have anybody thought that if Mini Mayor had lost 4 years ago, Alexandria could have saved millions on lawyers and consultants? There's our budget problem.

Who's gonna sue Mini Mayor next week?

Mini Mayor in Mess With EMS

Well, well, well. What do we have here? Mini Mayor's pants is on fire today. All of those lies and cheating is catching up with Mini Mayor. We know there are no rebates. His wife know about the other women. We know he lied about the levees. We know he fired Von Jennings for doing her job. We know he's lying about HIP. His Catholic peeps know he's part of Larry Love's flock.  We know he lied to Rev. Franklin about the monies.  We know he reads blogs. We know he wanted Lamar to run that hit piece on Myron Lawson and David Pugh.  Etc, etc.  The boy just lies.  That's all he know how to do.  Lie.

What has all of this lead up to? Now the people that Mini Mayor represents as a lawyer in private practice are suing Alexandria. And these people are using the contract that Mini Mayor wrote to sue the city. People, where is the ethics charges? We here at Jacques Barack will be the first in the local blogosphere to call for Mini Mayor to step down. Through his duplicity and conflicts of interest on the CLECO case and representing EMS, Mini Mayor is unfit to remain as Mayor of Alexandria. We invite the Alexandria News Weekly, our local bloggers and The Town Talk to join us in asking for Mini Mayor to resign his post in this time of great shame.

Mini Mayor: To-To Goin Way Of The Do Do

       

Mini Mayor Briefing
August 4, 2010

Seen Mini Mayor's briefing yesterday?  Full-on fularious, people.  The briefing HAD IT ALL, people!  The denials (I've never seen Fetal Freddy's post).  The lying (I couldn't tell Fetal Freddy what to put on my his blog).  The hair.  The arrogance.  The attitude.  The bizarre (maybe the city should start its own blog!).  The out of control bipolarness.  The lack of medication.  You have to watch this or check out the original post.  Mini Mayor got his freak on.  Smoked an 8 ball and went all Bobby Brown/Whitney Houston.

The Extinct Do Do Bird

Our favorite line was when Mini Mayor said, and we quote, "The Town Talk's days are numbered".  Boom!  Mini Mayor Burn on Caveman Carty.  Yo, Mini!  To-To went the Do-Do years ago, but just like you to wait until now to tell Caveman Carty.

Caveman Carty

Employees Do Fear Reprisal

Mini Mayor's Two Mouths

Mini Mayor is a lying hypocrite.  Mini Mayor was talking the other day about how employees shouldn't fear reprisals for afterhours activities.  Yeah, OK, whatever.  Here's what Alexandria employees do fear:

Speaking out against Mini Mayor about anything

Calling into a radio station that Mini Mayor watches like R. Kelly watches kids at a daycare

Publicly speaking out about Fetal Freddy blogging all day at work and taxpayers paying for it

Publicly discussing the sleeping around at city hall and Mini Mayor's affairs

Publicly discussing the messed up Half Moon Productions movie "deal" and the utter stupidity of Bill Hess

Publicly talking about Ken Luneau and Mini Mayor ghost writing articles and editorials for the Clan of the To-To

Publicly disclosing the messed up details of the HIP deal

Publicly speaking out on Mini Mayor's staff free lunch program paid for by taxpayers

Publicly speaking out about Mini Mayor's backroom meetings with Cleco

Revealing details of the messed up closed door meetings of the city council

We could go on, but you get the point.  Mini Mayor wanted Fetal Freddy to print that hit piece on EMS, but when Ken Luneau found out about it, they shut it down.  Listen to what Fetal Freddy is telling you.  That is what Mini Mayor is saying to Fetal Freddy.  It was no mistake what Fetal Freddy wrote.  It would be a mistake if any Alexandria employee wrote something less than worshiping His Most High and Hopeless Mini Mayor.

Mini Mayor's Attack Drunk

attack drunk /n./: a person noted for harsh, personal, and usually public verbal attacks against others . Example: The mayor sent his attack drunk to defame his former clients and current political opponents.

Is It Really Over? No.

Now that Judge Dread has granted both parties their motion to dismiss, we await Mini Mayor's triumphant signing ceremony.  We also await our (cough) rebates.  But is it really over?  What is it about the Roy Administration that everything must be litigated and mediated?  Now they're going to mediate payments with Bridgett Brown and EMS.  Whatever happened to honoring contracts, Jacques?  Oh, wait, we're talking Pinocchio Roy here.  We will probably get those rebates when Ms. Brown and EMS get paid.  Never.  And what about the Franklin case?  And Cleco?  We await what they will say tomorrow.  We doubt Cleco will lose any money on this deal.  Thanks, Jacques.