Another Tweet from Joker to Mini Mayor

Oh, I forgot to tell you earlier that Heffling says your interview is set for next Friday.  I'd hire you without all the dog and pony show, but my boy Heff says we gotta do it by the book.  Heff says you can bring Trey the Parrot, but we ain't hiring him.  Heff said you can bring Kay Cell too if you need a (wink) reference (wink, wink).  And tell Quasi I'm still working on an interview for him.  Gotta tell you not a lot of people can stomach being around that dumb freak.  Why don't you try making him Ho So's problem.  I see that you and that piece of aged bolognie have got really close, so try to get something out of his foul mouth.  I'll be showing off my new license plate in Dallas next Friday, so you're on your own with Heff!

Ellen Scroggs Recommends Hair Topia

Jacques Barack readers will remember Ellen Scroggs.  We recently received some very important information on Ms. Scroggs and her brother, Trey the Parrot.  We'd love to post Ms. Scroggs resume or something, so if anyone has a copy, send it to jacquesbarack@gmail.com.  Until then, this is all that we could google on her.

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Exclusive: Trey the Parrot's Conflict of Interest

Trey the Parrot is really a worthless waste of taxpayer money.  That we already knew.  Something we just learned is that Trey the Parrot also had a conflict of interest working on the Cleco deal.  You see, as we were recently told, Trey's sister, Ellen Scroggs, works at Cleco.  Why is it we never heard that before?  Did we also mention that Ms. Scroggs works for Cleco's Jeff Hall?  Interesting, huh?  And we were told that Trey the Parrot was having "ex parte" conversations with Jeff Hall.  Ex parte means that Trey the Parrot was discussing the Cleco case outside of his official capacity.  Kinda like what Sonny Craig and Harold Chambers were fired for.  If Trey the Parrot had any honor, he'd resign over this news.  So, don't expect Trey the Parrot to do anything but keep collecting over $10,000 of legal fees from the city each month while he works against the city's interests.

Is the Nightmare Over Yet?

Everybody on the council except for Ed Larvadain voted to stroke Jacques ego. We commend Mr. Larvadain for staying off the plantation. Jacques wasted even more time explaining that the vote last night and the vote a month ago were a waste a time since the vote on Dec. 30, 2008 was all he needed. Then Jacques explained it was Trey the Parrot's idea. Ka-kaugh! Ka-kaugh! Trey needed some billable hours this week, so the council had to vote a third time. Ka-kaugh! Ka-kaugh! Chuck Johnson spoke about the saving in avoided costs. Can we avoid the cost of Trey the Parrot? Now we'll have to eat $200,000 of the attorney costs. Where's the public apology from Jacques? Last week he said every dime of attorney and expert witness fees would be covered by Cleco? What the hell happened? We want to know. Where did the $200,000 come from and why didn't you mention it last week? Is this why you hid the tapes of the Friday meeting, Jacques? We don't believe a word you say Jacques. In another year, when we're paying beaucoup money to Cleco and folk are freezing in their houses, you'll be saying that you didn't say what you said when you did say exactly that and then said exactly the opposite before reversing yourself again. If that sounds stupid, that's how you sound. Adam and Eve had a better chance against the serpent than most folk here have against your forked tongue. Lord deliver us from this hairy nightmare.