The Mini Mayor Sociopath Checklist

Surprise, surprise.  Mini Mayor fits every item on the checklist.

1. Glibness/Superficial Charm.  Check.  Mini Mayor is always talking to an imaginary mirror.  He thinks Carty and McCormick adore him because he's  witty, good looking and irresistible.  And then there is Kay Cell.  It also doesn't help that Mini Mayor has surrounded hisself with a bunch of butt kissers.  He's the Man, or so he thinks.
2. Manipulative and Conning.  Check.  Do as I say and not as I do.  Mini Mayor is all about hisself and if you step out a line, look out!
3. Grandiose Sense of Self.  Check.  Mini Mayor is the greatest of all time.  Just ask him or anyone suffering from fetal alcohol syndrome.  Why do you think he has those "briefings" where he is the center of attention and he won't attend the council meetings?  Because he craves adulation and attendance of Carty and Co. 
4. Pathological Lying.  Check.  Really nothing to add here.
5. Lack of Remorse, Shame or Guilt.  Check.  Have you talked to anyone in Mini Mayor's camp lately?  Instead of friends, Mini Mayor have victims and accomplices who end up as victims. The end always justifies the means and Mini Mayor let nothing stand in their way.
6. Shallow Emotions.  Check.  Dude got upset by a guy on the radio and ran him off. Outraged by insignificant matters, yet remaining unmoved and cold by what would upset a normal person.
7. Incapacity for Love.  Check.  From what we here, Mini Mayor's "love" only lasts for 5 minutes at a time. 
8. Need for Stimulation.  Check.  Verbal outbursts and physical punishments are normal.  Ask around city hall.
9. Callousness/Lack of Empathy.  Check.  When you drive around in a $60,000 Mercedes, drink all the fine wine, eat like a king and pick up a few stray booty calls, its hard to connect with the common folk.  
10. Poor Behavioral Controls/Impulsive Nature.  Check.  LOL.  KSYL anyone?
11. Early Behavior Problems/Juvenile Delinquency.  Check.  Mini Mayor was lucky to be part of the Menard Mafia and have the connections he did.
12. Irresponsibility/Unreliability.  Check.  When has anything Mini Mayor promised or said come true?  We still don't have our rebates from Cleco.  HIP ain't gonna happen.  Sugarhouse Road was a no go.  What exactly is SPARC besides a new fire station on Lee and Masonic and a building for the Red Cross?  Fast Track to nowhere.
13. Promiscuous Sexual Behavior Infidelity.  Check.  Ask around town if you haven't heard the latest.
14. Lack of Realistic Life Plan/Parasitic Lifestyle.  Check.  Did you ever hear Mini Mayor say he could take a pay cut to help out the budget?  Just how big do you think Mini Mayor's city expense account is?  Do you really think Mini Mayor "works" 8 hours a day?
15. Criminal or Entrepreneurial Versatility.  Check.  Mini Mayor despises Ro Jo, but he's using Ro Jo as his new front man.  Anything to hold onto power.

But Quasimodo Does (Read Blogs)

Chuck Fowler says he don't enjoy a good laugh at Jacques Barack.  Mini Mayor says Quasimodo read too many blogs.  Where else would Quasi learn anything?  It's not like he was born with a tool set.  Quasi needs some tools.  We understand.  Read dem blogs, mon.  Ya might learn sumting!

#1  The keys to your success hinge on Mini Mayor.

#2  If you are ever in doubt about what to do, see #1.

#3  Cleco wouldn't hire you as a lineman apprentice, so see #1.

#4  The closest you will ever come to saving money on electricity for Alexandria is when you turn your office lights off.

#5  Take better notes when getting briefed by outside consultants.

Quasi, we think if you try these 5 steps, you could be a happy Quasimodo too.

Chuck Fowler Says He Doesn't Read Blogs

Please ignore the dummy.  Chuck Fowler says he doesn't read blogs?  We'll note that as number 1043 of things that Chuck Fowler doesn't do.  Some other notables on the list:

#3   Chuck Fowler doesn't know how to follow ethics laws.

#16  Chuck Fowler doesn't know how to look like he's not constipated.

#28  Chuck Fowler doesn't go to the bathroom without Jacques approval.

#46  Chuck Fowler doesn't know how to look uncreepy.

#78  Chuck Fowler doesn't have an original thought.

#115 Chuck Fowler doesn't have an honest bone in his body.

Fortunately, since Chuck Fowler doesn't read Jacques Barack, we don't have to worry about seeing this unfortunate scene: