Showing posts with label Meglomania. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Meglomania. Show all posts

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Tonight's Whine List

What will you be drinking tonight?

  Jacques Juice (Jamestown Kool Aid)?





or Keg Beer?



  Drink responsibly!


Tickets Still Available - Call Kay at 446-1813!

We just called 446-1813 and tickets ARE still available for Jacques fundraiser tonight.  Call now!  Kay is on standby.  You only have to make a pledge anyway.  The theme tonight will be Jonestown, a favorite of Jacques.

Friday, March 12, 2010

The Jacques M. Roy Road Show, 2010.03.11

Jacques, the next time you go down to Baton Rouge, we suggest you wear this hat.  Wear it everyday, man.  It's you.  All you.

Thursday, March 4, 2010

I am Legend



I          A   M        L   E   G   E   N   D

Town Talk?  Check.

Myron?  Check.

Bob Dean? Check.

Ro?  Check.

Cleco?  Check.

FEMA, Rodney.  Check, check.

Taylor Thompson.  Check.

Damn I look good in that pic.  Will Smith was aiight, but the Fresh Prince doesn't know what it's like to battle these zombies at city hall.  He wouldn't know the first thing about handling Bridgett or Ed.  Mess with Jacques, you get the horns.  Just ask Charles Frederick Smith or my latest project, Ro.  If I say you sit the pee, you damn better sit the pee.  Aiight, bitch?

Who else could claim not one, but two downtown hotels deals?  Cap One vs. Jacques the Vote?  'Bout to be Cap Done.  Cleco?  Did they seriously think they had a prayer?  Please.  Hey, Cleco, news flash - I run the Town Talk, bitches.  I was toying with you the whole time.  Paul Carty's my wind-up doll.  I own this town.  Dinkins, Bloomberg and Trump in one package.

I wonder, does Will Smith feel uneasy with his greatness? I know how uncomfortable I can be with myself at times.  It's weird.  Like I'm watching myself.   I can only imagine how uneasy others feel around me.  Crutch has been avoiding me since 2007 and Bobblehead isn't available for lunch anymore.  Just the pressure of working with genius, I guess.  It's a lonely life.

Why me?  Why was I given these gifts?  Why was I given the burden of saving this city?  Why not one of my brothers?  Everyday, the answer is there, staring back at me in the mirror.  Greatness just is.  I am Jacques Roy.  I am Legend.

Massah Jacques is Maaaad At Us


Run!  Everybodies, run!  Massah Jacques just came out out tha big house and hes got da whip!  Ooooh, he is mad at us.  Say he gonna turn the whole plantation over.  We's gonna have to hide.  Ooooh wee.  Lawd have mercy.


Hey, Jacques, get used to having your crap handed back to you.  We don't live on your plantation and we're just getting started.

And for all of our regular readers, we may have a post on yesterday's briefing.  Our "live blogger" has some class conflicts and the replay schedule is spotty, but we'll see.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Does Mayor Roy Own KSYL?

Is it our imagination, or has Mayor Roy become a fixture on KSYL's morning programming?