Jacques Barack Exclusive

We have uncovered photo evidence of Dr. Evil working with the Mini Mayor sock puppet from 2006.

According to eyewitnesses who wished to remain anonymous, the Mini Mayor sock puppet would often talk uncontrollably even when not on Dr. Evil's arm.  It was also said that Dr. Evil was visibly shaken by this.

Anybody With A Hangover From Last Night

Tonight's Whine List

What will you be drinking tonight?

  Jacques Juice (Jamestown Kool Aid)?

or Keg Beer?

  Drink responsibly!

Tickets Still Available - Call Kay at 446-1813!

We just called 446-1813 and tickets ARE still available for Jacques fundraiser tonight.  Call now!  Kay is on standby.  You only have to make a pledge anyway.  The theme tonight will be Jonestown, a favorite of Jacques.

Love that Chicken from Popeyes!

Owee.  Don't this just make you hungry for sum of dem world famous chicken and biscuits?  Eat it up people!  Eat it up!  It's the apocalypse!  No self pride.  Whatsoever.

Popeyes Is Bad For Your Health

We like fried chicken.  We really do.  But we've stopped eating at the local Popeyes.  The owner of the Alexandria Popeyes is the man behind Jacques.  Don't believe us?  It's right here in black in white.  The report only shows a cash contribution of $1000 from Antoon Enterprises, but that doesn't include all the free chicken and biscuits they donate for the Jacques fund raisers.  And it doesn't include the Antoon rolodex.  And that's worth a lot.  So keep eating at the Alexandria Popeyes or Outlaw's or Taco Bueno if you want Alexandria to look like this

or this

Need chicken and you or your moms cant fry it?  KFC, Chick-fil-A, Cane's or the deli at your convenience or grocery store.  Taco Bell, Eddie's, Westside, etc.