Mini Mayor in Mess With EMS

Well, well, well. What do we have here? Mini Mayor's pants is on fire today. All of those lies and cheating is catching up with Mini Mayor. We know there are no rebates. His wife know about the other women. We know he lied about the levees. We know he fired Von Jennings for doing her job. We know he's lying about HIP. His Catholic peeps know he's part of Larry Love's flock.  We know he lied to Rev. Franklin about the monies.  We know he reads blogs. We know he wanted Lamar to run that hit piece on Myron Lawson and David Pugh.  Etc, etc.  The boy just lies.  That's all he know how to do.  Lie.

What has all of this lead up to? Now the people that Mini Mayor represents as a lawyer in private practice are suing Alexandria. And these people are using the contract that Mini Mayor wrote to sue the city. People, where is the ethics charges? We here at Jacques Barack will be the first in the local blogosphere to call for Mini Mayor to step down. Through his duplicity and conflicts of interest on the CLECO case and representing EMS, Mini Mayor is unfit to remain as Mayor of Alexandria. We invite the Alexandria News Weekly, our local bloggers and The Town Talk to join us in asking for Mini Mayor to resign his post in this time of great shame.

Mini Mayor: To-To Goin Way Of The Do Do

       

Mini Mayor Briefing
August 4, 2010

Seen Mini Mayor's briefing yesterday?  Full-on fularious, people.  The briefing HAD IT ALL, people!  The denials (I've never seen Fetal Freddy's post).  The lying (I couldn't tell Fetal Freddy what to put on my his blog).  The hair.  The arrogance.  The attitude.  The bizarre (maybe the city should start its own blog!).  The out of control bipolarness.  The lack of medication.  You have to watch this or check out the original post.  Mini Mayor got his freak on.  Smoked an 8 ball and went all Bobby Brown/Whitney Houston.

The Extinct Do Do Bird

Our favorite line was when Mini Mayor said, and we quote, "The Town Talk's days are numbered".  Boom!  Mini Mayor Burn on Caveman Carty.  Yo, Mini!  To-To went the Do-Do years ago, but just like you to wait until now to tell Caveman Carty.

Caveman Carty

Mini Mayor Loses Big To David Pugh and Ro Jo

Little known fact - half of the articles that appear in the To-To are written by Dr. Evil.  Don't look surprised, people.  Wake up!  You are pawns in the petty little power games that Dr. Evil and his cronies use to keep control of Alexandria.  Do you really believe that the council is more to blame for Alexandria's sad state of affairs or is it the lazy pathological Mercedes Benz driving Mini Mayor?  If you think Myron Lawson runs the city or keeps Dr. Evil from having his way, then check yourself into a mental clinic ASAP.  And if you really think that 8000 people voted in the To-To's mayor poll, you are beyond the help of any mental care professional.  For those of you who know better, there is Jacques Barack.  We run our own independent polls.  Polls that Dr. Evil, Mini Mayor and Fetal Freddy can't manipulate without detection.

GIVEN THE CHOICE BETWEEN MINI MAYOR AND DAVID PUGH,

I prefer the lying unethical paranoid Mini Mayor.	9 (15%)
I prefer David Pugh.	50 (84%)

Change your vote

Votes so far: 59
Poll closed

GIVEN THE CHOICE BETWEEN MINI MAYOR AND RO JO,

I prefer the lying unethical paranoid Mini Mayor.	11 (34%)
the dumb as Charlie Sheen Robo Ro Jo.	21 (65%)

Change your vote

Votes so far: 32
Poll closed 

Wendy Wednesday

It's Wednesday, so it must be time for a message from Wendy Roy.

"Hey guys, this is still "Mindy", Wendy's friend.  Wendy's been real busy with the new baby and all.  This has been a stressful time for poor Wendy.  I mean, being pregnant ain't easy and being married to Jacques ain't easy either.  The fundraiser for Jacques that she worked on didn't go well and everybody knew and then Jacques Barack posted her phone number on the website and you know the rest.  And all this while she was carrying Jacques baby and people been talkin bout Jacques and Kay and you know the rest.  And Jacques bid to be the Democratic nominee against Rodney Alexander failed and you know the rest.  And Jacques poll numbers have been real bad and now this David Pugh thing and you know the rest.  It all came to a head when Ken showed up in the delivery room and suggested that Jacques consider naming the baby Ken.  He didn't say it with a chuckle or anything.  He just had that same straight face he always has with those tinted pervert glasses he wears.  I swear he's always looking at my boobs!  Anyway, Ken had this whole your first born belongs to me attitude and Jacques was listening to Ken like Ken was a god and Jacques was just nodding while Ken was talking and Wendy finally freaked out and started yelling that it was her baby and they both need to leave now and Jacques could just go s*** Ken's d*** somewhere else cause she didn't want to watch and you know the rest."

David Pugh Is Spanking Mini Mayor

David Pugh says

"Watch forever, I never get tired of spanking Mini Mayor"

People, we still got 2 days left in our poll and David Pugh is laying it on Mini Mayor.  Haven't voted yet?  It's time to send your message to Mini Mayor.  Tell him how much you and your friends are looking forward to saying goodbye and good riddance.  Check out the  interim numbers.

I prefer the lying unethical paranoid Mini Mayor.	7 (14%)
I prefer David Pugh.	41 (85%)

Change your vote

Votes so far: 48
Days left to vote: 2 

Even Ro Jo is whipping the mayor like Mike Tyson on Opie Cunningham.

I prefer the lying unethical paranoid Mini Mayor.	10 (34%)
the dumb as Charlie Sheen Robo Ro Jo.	19 (65%)

Change your vote

Votes so far: 29
Days left to vote: 2 

Everybody Know Mini Mayor Was EMS Attorney

Hi!  I'm Chuck Johnson's Dream Date!

Mini Mayor is up to his old tricks again.  Mini Mayor is the most ethically challenged person we know and he has surrounded hisself with yesmen and other ethically challenged persons.  Thursday night Mini Mayor sent Charles "Marshmellow Chuck" Johnson out to lie for him. Marshmellow Chuck told everybody last night that Mini Mayor never worked for EMS.  Bulls***!  Everybody know different.  If Mini Mayor is going to lie about something everybody know to be true, what else is Mini Mayor been lying to us about?  A Cleco payoff?  Is this why Mini Mayor is running a poll about David Pugh?  Is there trouble in paradise?  Mini Mayor got his but David Pugh ain't!

Mini Mayor's Weekend Headgear

Did we mention that Mini Mayor was a paranoid little freak of a hairball?  

A Glimpse Into Mini Mayor's Childhood

Speaking of paranoid politicians who hate their friends, this is what Mini Mayor saw when he was watching Sesame Street back in the day.  This explains a lot.

Why Is Mini Mayor Worried About David Pugh?

Mini Mayor is on the prowl again.  There is no friend that he can't burn.  Mini Mayor is conducting a poll right now to see if he should run for re-election.  Guess Mini Mayor wasn't satisfied with our polls.  Mini Mayor, do you really need a poll?  Isn't it obvious that you've worn out your welcome?  The other interesting thing that Jacques Barack readers noticed was that one of your questions is would a voter choose David Pugh over you in a head to head race.  Isn't David Pugh the guy who brought you the case against Cleco?  Isn't David Pugh the guy who got you elected the first time?  Why would you think that your friend David Pugh would want to run against you unless you are a paranoid little freak of a hairball who hates his friends?