It's Wednesday, so it must be time for a message from Wendy Roy.
"Hey guys, this is still "Mindy", Wendy's friend. Wendy's been real busy with the new baby and all. This has been a stressful time for poor Wendy. I mean, being pregnant ain't easy and being married to Jacques ain't easy either. The fundraiser for Jacques that she worked on didn't go well and everybody knew and then Jacques Barack posted her phone number on the website and you know the rest. And all this while she was carrying Jacques baby and people been talkin bout Jacques and Kay and you know the rest. And Jacques bid to be the Democratic nominee against Rodney Alexander failed and you know the rest. And Jacques poll numbers have been real bad and now this David Pugh thing and you know the rest. It all came to a head when Ken showed up in the delivery room and suggested that Jacques consider naming the baby Ken. He didn't say it with a chuckle or anything. He just had that same straight face he always has with those tinted pervert glasses he wears. I swear he's always looking at my boobs! Anyway, Ken had this whole your first born belongs to me attitude and Jacques was listening to Ken like Ken was a god and Jacques was just nodding while Ken was talking and Wendy finally freaked out and started yelling that it was her baby and they both need to leave now and Jacques could just go s*** Ken's d*** somewhere else cause she didn't want to watch and you know the rest."
