Friday, February 26, 2010

There Will Be Rebates!


We have received reports that the Roy administration met through the night and is working on an audacious plan for the utility rebates.  Jacques is pulling out all the stops on this one.  Details are sketchy, but at the moment, the plan is to issue $5 coupons redeemable at all Alexandria Popeyes locations.   Residential and industrial customers will receive rebate coupons based on the size of their house or building. Each $5 coupon will be good towards purchases of $50 or more.  Our apologies to Chuck Johnson, who was said to be visibly shaken at having to miss the women's figure skating finals.  Story developing....