It's September Twenty-Ten
Good times since can't remember when
The Apocalypse is nigh
But they still ain't finish Versailles
So long Sugarhouse Road Extension
You died from the mayor's inattention
Four years and millions later
The whole thing useless as a crater
Mini Mayor signed with HIP
But them boys gave him the slip
There is no safe levees
Thanks to our town heavies
Rapides Hospital laughed to the bank
And left us with the stank
Rapides pays the mayor's wife
She got a pretty good life
Harry Silver is on the board
We in trouble, oh Lord!
Have mercy on our city
Save us from this pity
We're on the Road To Nowhere